Tuesday May 5 @ 01:47amthis guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
Tuesday May 5 @ 01:47amI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
Tuesday May 5 @ 01:46ameyebrows can literally either make you or break you
Tuesday May 5 @ 01:46amwhy the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Tuesday May 5 @ 01:46amthere is nothing quite like swimming while it rains.
^^^^
Quite sure that this is one of the better things in life
impeccable
is that a shark
on the right side just before the water meets the sky????
Tuesday May 5 @ 01:46amfact: girls don’t poop until they’re married
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
Us cellists r crazy mother fuckers
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